Gwyneth Paltrow's Open Marriage

/Gwyneth Paltrow's Open Marriage

Gwyneth Paltrow's Open Marriage

Would you be down with an open marriage? Call me old fashioned, but that’s so not my scene. But it is Gwyneth Palrow’s, apparently. Several media reports came to light this week that exposed the superstar’s marriage to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.

Gwyneth Paltrow People Magazine CoverAccording to a source that spoke to People magazine (which reputedly only prints info confirmed by publicists), Gweny and Chris had an open relationship and the Academy award winning actress didn’t care if her husband stepped out with another woman. Aside: I always knew there was something to those rumours with Kate Bosworth. Apparently Chris and Kate made out in public at a U2 concert in Vegas a few years back. Star broke the story, he threatened to sue, he never did. Now we know why.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris MartinAnyhoo, back to me. And you! Could you ever do that? Be all, “Oh, we’re deliciously happy. Everything is perfect! Here, try some of my double wood baked, gluten-free pizza. Amaze, n’est-ce pas?”

First public outing since the split

First public outing since the split

For starters, I’m like, super tired. All. The. Time. Who has the energy to keep two relationships going? Also, loathsome as I hate to admit, I’m just not that cool.

Goop image Gwyneth and ChrisDo I think this is what caused the Paltrow-Martin break up? No. I think if you’re married to a rock star or a sports star or a any kind of celeb, it’s a ticking time bomb. The pressure is just too great and as most ladies already know, there’s only room for one big swinging dick per relationship. Fortunately, I grabbed the balls on that one.

TGIF, folks!

P.S. These wheat-free, sugar-free cookies of Gwyneth’s are the bomb!

P.P.S. Friday Faves will be back to its regularly scheduled program next week.

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